 Hats Off: Web Series
By CineMax : Posted April 14, 2011
Please welcome CineMax's new and original article column!

The thought occurs that for all of my impertinent and presumptuous blabber about being a credible and unbiased film critic, all I've been doing so far is criticizing crappy low-budget Asylum flicks as a part of Mockbuster Mockery and receiving my daily doze of shits and giggles on the forums. So with that in mind, I've decided (with the consent from the owners of the site, obviously) to start my own personal column here on Cheshire Cat Studios, where I'll share my views on the current state of the entertainment industry, elaborate on some of my own personal favorite films and TV-Series and what makes them great, as well as just occasionally yammer about stuff I deem important (you know, like a real journalist!) So please welcome the first official Cheshire Cat Studios article corner, boldly entitled "Hats Off"! For my first entry here on Cheshire Cat Studios, I'd like to discuss a topic, or rather a medium I've been keeping a close eye on for quite some time, and that is "Web Series".  "We're the next generation television network," vivaciously announces Blip, completely oblivious of the fact that most of the schlock featured on the main page is either your generic overused and crocked "Internet Reviews" or just some plain atrocious dross that any competent TV Network wouldn't even consider watching, let alone airing. Now, you can easily call me conservative (I wear an old-fashioned hat, use antiquated lingo in my vocabulary and most of my favorite rock bands come from the 60s and 70s), but what I’ve honestly never considered myself is close-minded. You see, as embarrassing as it is to admit this, but for the longest time I've been quite skeptical and disdainful towards the Internet as a credible outlet for creative and original ideas, erroneously convinced that such obnoxious and pretentious dross like Fred or The Annoying Orange is basically as good as the medium is ever going to get, with only occasional hidden gems like "I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC" and "Red Vs Blue" preserving the entire industry from permanently falling into endless obscurity. However, I'm pleased to announce that the superb and remarkable quality of such creative and engrossing Web Series like "The Dirty Do Gooders" and the recently released "Mortal Kombat: Legacy" (the review is coming soon, I promise) have finally proved me wrong by clearly demonstrating the hidden true potential of this relatively young yet highly promising medium! Engrossing storytelling, likeable characters and enthralling blazing action - all of this is something you'd expect from a high quality TV-Series or even a big budget feature film, and yet all of this could've been seen in a modest and meek made for the Internet show!  This is the real future of the industry, children, not some obese twenty something year old looser sitting in front of a web-cam in his mother's basement, talking about Anime figurines So why don't we see more top-notch and presentable series like that, you ask? He-he, now this is where we get to the gist of this article. You see, in my humble opinion there are two unfortunate reasons for that: First of all, as impertinent and elitist as this might sound, most people are just too indecisive, if not outright lazy to approach such a serious and responsible task as creating a complex story-driven Web Series. "Making a Web Series is, like, hard, man!" moans the average insipid viewer of all those silly Internet videos. "You need, like, investments, expensive equipment, special high-tech software and, you know, stuff!" he proceeds, completely oblivious of the fact that most of his beloved Internet reviewers, whom he (and a whole lot of other people, for that matter) erroneously think of as some sort of aspiring starving artists who despite the fact of being stone-broke are still willing to sacrifice their time and talents for the entertainment of the masses, are not only getting paid reasonably well (up to the point when some of them don't even need to have a proper job to make ends meet), but are also quite eager to spend the said money on expensive professional equipment (spotlights, green screens, tripods and etc.), props and costumes ('cos God knows you can't make a film review these days without having at least one obligatory tasteless sketch or a completely incongruous fight scene with a poorly rotoscoped image of Popeye the Sailor Man!) "How about I just make a sub-par humorless video review of some old crappy Saturday morning cartoon from the 80s nobody give a toss about and just cram it with story-lines, characters and other pointless bullshit gimmicks?" concludes he, thus graphically showcasing us the main problem of the entire medium: People, if you so yearn to cram such pointless bullshit gimmicks like skits, storylines and characters into your reviews, up to the point when there's only something like five percent of actual critique whilst the rest of the episodes consists solely of forced humor and atrocious acting, why not just simply drop the whole "review" pretense and instead focus solely on creating sketches, stand-ups and what not? Mind you, this doesn't mean your show will automatically become any less dreadful or painful to watch, but, hey, at least you'll be honest with yourself... Yep, as evidently demonstrated by CineMax himself just now... Oh, the irony! The other main problem is the fact that most people just don't take the Internet too seriously...  ...Hm, well, ok, you obviously shouldn't take The Internet too seriously if you want to keep your sanity unimpaired 'till the end of the day, but the point I'm laboriously trying to get to is the fact that most people don't even know they can do something different, let alone creative, on the Internet. Here's what I mean: say, you were to conduct some kind of a special survey in order to make a list of some of the most popular shows on the Internet. So, what do you think will be the results? I'll tell you what: the experiment would just show that your average poor hapless misguided Internet user will inevitably be subjected to such insufferable crap like Ray William Johnson (yes, 'cos some pretentious ignoramus sitting in front of a camera yammering about stuff no one gives a flying toss about is the kind of show that will broaden your horizons and enrich your life), YouTube Poop (believe it or not, but people are still into that schlock) and - least we forget - the constant and ubiquitous Internet reviews, though, on reflection, that's a completely different story (more on that in future entries!) So, as disenchanting as this sounds, with such fatal and pernicious influence there is basically no way your average Bill Todgers or Suzie McRack can comprehend the true potential of the medium and contribute something beneficial for the enrichment of the entire industry, rather than, you know, being a parasite on this or that forum, bitching and arguing about stuff anyone with even the slightest shed of dignity or intelligence wouldn't ever care about (friendly trolling I can tolerate, flame-wars not so much).  My point is, Web Series have the potential to become something great! With innovative new ideas, creative and aspiring young writers, and - least we forget - a stable investment from the supportive and interested sponsors, Web Series have all the possibilities and chances of achieving the same level of quality and acceptance as TV-Series, if not even more! Unfortunately, such hopeless enthusiasts like us folks here on Cheshire Cat Studios, who've had it with such atrocious insufferable dross polluting the Internet and wish to see more original and promising projects, are, unfortunately, a rare breed, with the majority being a bunch of tasteless simpletons, who can easily be entertained by a twenty minute video of a toddler farting and laughing (or vice verse, if they're more exquisite and demanding...) A pity, one must remark, 'cos the sooner people realize they can do much, much more than simple Internet reviews or humorless obnoxious sketches and instead concentrate all of their efforts on creating something truly majestic and noteworthy, the sooner we'll see more of such outstanding and creative concepts like The Dirty Do Gooders or Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog! P.S. As for why I personally myself don't branch out into more than just Internet reviews and create a new and original web series, thus becoming one of the pioneers of the industry and encouraging hundreds of other aspiring and talented creators, trust me, I'd love to! Unfortunately, all I have in my possession right now is my irresistible wit and a bunch of stock photos I got from Google Images I use to create all those exhilarating images you see in Mockbuster Mockery, and, frankly, I'm afraid you can't make much of a complex epic story-driven Web Series with that. Then again, that obnoxious fucktard of a comedian, Fred, doesn't even have that and yet the motherfucker still has more subscribers that the entire number of population of Botswana...
Leave a Comment
Fellow
14 Apr 2011, 10:12
Interesting article and quite the read. Witty and it didn't suffer from
"too long, didn't read" syndrome that sometimes befalls long, analytical
articles.
Yeah, skits can be hit-or-miss in Internet reviews, but it depends on
editing and writing as well as relevance to the situation.
I definitely look forward to more from this series.
CineMax
14 Apr 2011, 11:34
Thanks, Fellow! Yes, it would've been highly ignorant of me to allege that
skits, storylines and whatnot are an immediate sign of a lack of creative
on the reviewer's part, however, I've yet to see an "Internet Review",
as they have come to be known, that features both fight scenes and sketches
up the ass, yet still manages to deliver constructive and informative
critique when it comes to the actual "review" part of the so-called
review.
Still, glad you enjoyed my article! ;)
Fellow
14 Apr 2011, 11:56
Yeah, I definitely see where you're coming from.
One particular show really jumped the shark when it delved a lot more into
fabricated storylines, elaborative and (poorly) choreographed
fight-sequences and annoying sidekicks.
Would it be too obvious if I told comic books are (or, I guess, were) the
focal point? ;-)
CineMax
14 Apr 2011, 12:32
In all honesty, I can't even imagine what web-show you are talking about,
Fellow! *cough*AT4W*cough* Must be The Nostalgia Chick...
LaughingMan
14 Apr 2011, 14:48
Nice argument for original internet shows, CineMax! You've warranted
yourself an article spot... whenever I can build you one. LOL.
Nice shoutout for the Dirty DoGooders, too!
One thing that sounds 'off' is that you talk about reviewers not being
original and you, yourself, are a reviewer. I know that you make light of
the hypocracy/irony, but still, if you had the resources to make a unique
show, what would you do?
CineMax
14 Apr 2011, 14:59
Why, thank you, LaughingMan, my good man! ...and yes, just as I've already
mentioned in the article itself, I'm very much aware of the hypocrisy, but
since you asked, I think I'd settle for a complex story-driven epic with
elaborated plot-lines, strong likeable characters, and last but not the
least, some profound philosophical or psychological topic of motive running
through the entire show.
In other words, I'd simply approach the process of making a web series
with the same enthusiasm and diligence as I'd approach writing a novel or
making a high-budget feature film.
tubefilter news
15 Apr 2011, 18:10
Hi CineMax. It's Marc from Tubefilter News.com. I understand you're
upset that other webshows are overshowing your webshow. But that's why I
made Tubefilter News.com. So, I can show people, there are talent actors,
singers, dancers,writers, film director and critcs too!
CineMax
16 Apr 2011, 03:23
Hey, Marc! :)
Thank you for taking the time to read my article, however, I can't help
but to retort to your post. You see, in my opinion "upset" isn't the
right word, 'cos the main idea of the article was to encourage people to
support such relatively young, yet promising, series like The Dirty Do
Gooders or Mortal Kombat: Legacy, rather than reprehend all of my rivals
and extol Mockbuster Mockery (I don't even remember making any brash
allegations that my show is much better and that you definitely need to go
and watch it ASAP). So, yeah, I don't have a clue where you got the idea I
was being upset or zealous.
Speaking about tubefilter, I believe I should've mentioned your site
somewhere in the article, 'cos right now it's probably the only website
on the Net that covers some of the most original and creative shows on the
Internet... Oh well!
Yours, CineMax.
tubefilter news
16 Apr 2011, 09:56
Thank you for saying about tubefilter news, CineMax. :D Like I said in your
6 Guns review, I will do a article on your web-series. I promise.
CineMax
16 Apr 2011, 10:13
No problem, my friend, and, once again, thank you in advance! ;)
Marcos
08 May 2011, 14:30
But my friend, I must respectfully remind you that television and movies
suffer from the very same lack of support for unique concepts in favor for
what is immediately popular and, thus, profitable. Such practices are not
limited to the internet but the underlying vice is that any one has access
to an online audience and, unlike television or films, results in a much
more apparent tsunami of unoriginality.
CineMax
08 May 2011, 15:09
Indeed you're right, my friend. The Internet is still quite a young and
somewhat unformed as a genuine outlet for one's creative work form of
media, so right now it's basically committing the same mistakes as its
older brothers films and TV.
Nevertheless, it is my thorough belief that if people stop it with the
"Meh, it's just a web show, you can't expect much from it..." attitude
and demand more high-quality and complex shows/series (hell, even if
they're parody/comedy shows, they at least can be, you know, actually
funny!) then the faster we shall reach higher ground, if you know what I
mean.
Oh, and thanks for taking your time to read my article! ;)
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