Archive for the Comedy Category
13 March 2011
In his search to find the killer of Rau (The Mark of Kri, Rise of the Kasai), Dante (Devil May Cry) stumbled upon two of the most annoying video game characters in history, Vaan and Tidus (Final Fantasy). After being annoyed to manslaughter, Dante sent Vaan and Tidus’s immortal soulsto Hell where they would torment [...]
31 August 2009
I’m gonna strike while the iron is hot, and finally review a NEW game. I purchased Batman: Arkham Asylum last night at about 8pm-ish. I played it until about 5am I was so hooked. After a few hours of rest, I wrapped Arkham Asylum up. I will post my full review of this great game [...]
05 August 2009
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor, says he’s depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatning world. Doctor says treatment is simple. “The great clown Pagliacci is in town, go see him. It should cheer you up”. The Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor,” [...]
15 July 2009
I did it… I broke down and saw Transformers 2 against my better judgment. Though I did not necessarily PAY to see Transformers 2 (my contribution in keeping this piece of shit from becoming “Biggest Grossing Movie of All Time”), and I was right in doing so. THIS. MOVIE. IS. ASS!! I am offended as [...]
25 June 2009
I’m upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
27 May 2009
Everyone seems to be giving me kudos on this particular part of my Devil May Cry 2 review: Dante has become a stoic, silent hero like Clint Eastwood’s ‘Blondie’ from “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly” instead of a wise-cracking, rebellious figure more along the lines of Eddie Murphy in “Beverly Hills Cop”. It [...]
28 December 2008
No, seriously… Killing untold legions of hobos, mimes, clowns, the mentally ill, the wealthy, and orange-humping robots with lawn-and-garden tools was way better than hanging out with my extended family who never stop asking me “when are you getting married?” Sometimes I wish I could pack around a shovel or something…
02 December 2008
The Roots of Breakdance (An old Russian musical set to “It’s Like That” by Run D.M.C.) Who says white people can’t dance?
Tags: army, breakdance, cossaks, dance, hip hop, Music, music video, rap, run dmc, russia, russian dance, soldier, soviet, soviet soldiers, video, youtube Filed under Comedy, Videos |
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