03 June 2009
Click Here to watch the conference so you can follow along: Introduced to the song “One Vision” by Queen (Better than Beatles, in my not-so-humble opinion) Jack Tretton: Making some ackward jokes about the PSP Go! being leaked early. WHOOPSIE! Not really that great of an announcement anyways… “We are industry leaders at Playstation and [...]
03 June 2009
John Schappert. “We’re not going to show you charts and graphs about sales figures… REGGIE!” I hate this guy’s voice. So nasal and snooty, like those parodies of rich snobby people.
03 June 2009
Mario on the Wii: “Miyamoto wanted to find a way to play Mario like never before.” So presenting Mario on the Wii (again), WITH 4 PLAYER! Fucking whoop. Super Mario Bros 1 with 4 players: Mario, Luigi, Toad and…. Toad. And of course Cammy-saurus Rex is faking fun on the game like a goddamned orgasm.
