e3 2009 – Microsoft Conference – Impressions
John Schappert. “We’re not going to show you charts and graphs about sales figures… REGGIE!” I hate this guy’s voice. So nasal and snooty, like those parodies of rich snobby people.
Posts Tagged xbox
03 June 2009
03 March 2009
Dead Space – Review – XBox 360, Playstation 3, PC
The premise of the game is that you are a virtually annonymous engineer, Isaac Clarke (named after science fiction writers Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke), of a space ship crew who has intercepted a distress call from an off-world mining station. You and your crew crash land in the docking bay of the mining station USG Ishimura, a “Planet Cracker”, only to find that it is derilict, save for a swarm of Necromorphs, which are probably the best-designed alien monstrosities since the original Alien design by H.R. Giger. And, like every other space shooter since Doom, it’s your job to survive long enough to find either safety, or a way off the infested outpost.
28 December 2008
Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness
No, seriously… Killing untold legions of hobos, mimes, clowns, the mentally ill, the wealthy, and orange-humping robots with lawn-and-garden tools was way better than hanging out with my extended family who never stop asking me “when are you getting married?” Sometimes I wish I could pack around a shovel or something…
07 December 2008
I WANT!!!!
OMFG!! Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, and Harold Ramis return to lend their voices. It’s like Ghostbusters 3!!
