The Church of BridgeMaxx ISP
Something about BridgeMaxx rubs me the wrong way. Right off the bat, BridgeMaxx bought out Sofast, so I’m wondering if they will be ‘Sofast v2.0′.
But about a month ago they actually solicited at my house. I was kinda shocked when I opened the door and saw two guys dressed in button shirts and ties asking if they could talk for a second. I was going to tell them that I’d already found Jesus and wasn’t interested, but they weren’t carrying Bibles, they were carrying little black internet hubs. Not immediately recognizing what the small machines actually were, I then assumed that Scientologists were in town and paused a moment to try to remember if I’d unloaded my shotgun.
They still handed me a pamphlet and asked if they could tell me about the services they were offering (for this life, not the next) but I took the pamphlet and made a bogus excuse about going barhopping on a week-night… well, maybe it’s not so bogus for me…
Anyways, after they left I read the pamphlet and it sounded alright until I read the part about $150 cancellation fee as well as the standard monthly fee that isn’t low enough for me to go through the headache of switching ISPs.
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