Transformers: The Movie (2007) Review
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Am I the only person alive who DID NOT think that this movie was ‘The Shit’?
Anyways, before people flood my email boxes with hatemail (which can be directed to the following email address: FuckYourMotherInHell@cheshirecatstudios.com), let me explain my position:
I LIKED the action sequences. High speed pursuits, explosions, and the jet battle towards the end almost made me orgasm.
BUT WHY COULDN’T THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE BE LIKE THAT?? WHY THE TEEN-DRAMA BULLSHIT?!
It was “Dawson’s Creek: The Movie – Guest Starring: The Transformers”
WHY THE FUCK IS THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AGREEING TO HIDE THE OBJECT THAT TWO GROUPS OF ULTRA-ARMED ROBOTS ARE WARRING OVER IN THE MIDDLE OF A POPULATED CITY?
If they make a sequel, just have robots blowing the shit out of eachother. Can you NOT fuck that up?
… Oh, and give Megan Fox a hard-core sex scene with that blonde English chick in a carrot patch. Prrrrrr!
One Response to “Transformers: The Movie (2007) Review”
u r too funny!! but im afraid i can not agree with u.
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