Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

I kind of addressed this in my response to the Bayformers fanboy on the review's comment box:

either way we still agree that Bay is messing up the Transformers and they need to get a better guy in there directing.

I actually saw the movie and thought it was pretty good. A lot more action than the first because the characters have been previously explained.

a lot more explosions because that is Michael Bay's thing - all GFX

Megan Fox is sluttier and Shia is even more stupid and annoying than the first. Hell the whole movie feels dumbed down a lot but at least there is a lot less of the forced drama -especially the stupid goddamned parents and their fucking Chihuahua... a part of me died when i saw that in the first movie.

oh and Megatron is back! fuck yeah! the best thing about the live-CGI movies are the Megatron redesigns.

go out and see the movie, you can't spend $10 on anything else anyawys

cool, the review looks great all except for the part where you crack on the people that can enjoy movies without being whiners.
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whore.

im not saying that they are great movies but as far as entertainment value goes they are by far not the worst. * cough batman and robin *cough

now if your review mentioned that movie as a bad movie I would have no problem with it but, since you like to nit-pick about decent (not great) movies that puts you in the same boat as Roger Ebert. whore

At its heart, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a love story. A love story between two dogs, Mojo and Frankie, who are shown humping several times in the first fifteen minutes of the movie*. Stunningly, this remains a highlight over the next two hours of movie. We don't see much of the dogs after their owner, Shia LaBeouf, leaves for college, but we found our thoughts frequently drifting back to them as the human characters dropped their pants, ran into things, and stammered incoherently. Who was feeding the dogs? Were they getting along with the other dogs at the dog park? How was Frankie adapting to the new diet the vet had put him on back in June?

Sadly, these questions go unanswered. In fact, any question you may have regarding Transformers will go unanswered, because Transformers movies are not in the business of answering your questions. Transformers movies are like the street corner rantings of a tinfoil hat wearing lunatic. You don't expect that guy to actually stop and explain to you what he meant by "The IRS built Yellowstone National Park on the same evening 180 years ago that the Lizard People shot down Sputnik with a rifle made from Avogadro's Number!" You just slink past him and try to wash the spittle off of your jacket when you get home. The same applies for Transformers. Don't you dare ask it "How did these characters whose names I don't know get to this location and what is their purpose once they get there and who is punching who right now?" Just lie back and think of the dogs. Focus on the dogs...Always on the dogs...