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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:16 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:08 pm |
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balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
lol oh god im so wasted right now lolo
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:25 am |
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*STAR* wrote: I gotta admit I loved how he just knocked Bay for the whole sexual-ism he puts the girls thru. And thats exactly what the damm first shot of the film basically was (after the epilogue?) HER ASS!!! from an UPWARD angle!!! -cries for cinema- Frankly, I'm surprised that Mr. Kermode was the first to publicly point out that the way how Bay directs films is... Well, exactly the way someone would direct porn! *Cough* Not that I watch those entirely despicable and depraved filth, but from what people've told me, the whole 'Actress walks into the room while the camera is super glued to her ass' is like — OH I DON'T KNOW — only one of the most common techniques in the industry. Same goes for the 'Megan Fox leans over a car/bike' in the first two films. Aye, I'm telling you, if Bay (regrettably) wasn't one of the most profitable film directors of our time, the talentless hack could've easily conquered the entire porn industry! KennyFarino wrote: balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
lol oh god im so wasted right now lolo KennyFarino wrote: Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:08 pm Isn't it a little early for milkshakes, huh? 
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:48 am |
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CineMax wrote: *STAR* wrote: I gotta admit I loved how he just knocked Bay for the whole sexual-ism he puts the girls thru. And thats exactly what the damm first shot of the film basically was (after the epilogue?) HER ASS!!! from an UPWARD angle!!! -cries for cinema- Frankly, I'm surprised that Mr. Kermode was the first to publicly point out that the way how Bay directs films is... Well, exactly the way someone would direct porn! *Cough* Not that I watch those entirely despicable and depraved filth, but from what people've told me, the whole 'Actress walks into the room while the camera is super glued to her ass' is like — OH I DON'T KNOW — only one of the most common techniques in the industry. Same goes for the 'Megan Fox leans over a car/bike' in the first two films. Aye, I'm telling you, if Bay (regrettably) wasn't one of the most profitable film directors of our time, the talentless hack could've easily conquered the entire porn industry! KennyFarino wrote: balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
lol oh god im so wasted right now lolo KennyFarino wrote: Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:08 pm Isn't it a little early for milkshakes, huh?  Ugh.... never again. Sorry about that spam comment.
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:23 am |
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Someone hit the hooch last night. And hard.
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:29 am |
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LaughingMan wrote: Someone hit the hooch last night. And hard. Aaaaaah, peer pressure... never again.
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:45 am |
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Very Hard.  dont worry and have fun Ken the man!
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:47 am |
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Post subject: Re: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:37 pm |
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LaughingMan wrote: Blimey! In that case, I'm afraid to even imagine how that beast's gonna celebrate his graduation!  Possibly like this, but, given the yesterday's remark, most likely like this! 
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