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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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Zimes's favorite reviewer reviews Twilight 2: New Moon. YAY! The expression below says it all 
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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My own impressions of Twilight: New Moon are also extremely negative about the main chick. I downloaded a video taped copy of the movie and watched it almost in shock how horrible this movie is. Seriously what is up with that manipulative psycho bitch? She is so gungho over her homosexual, sparkling Nosferatu that when he ditches her she starts hallucinating about him every time she gets into a dangerous situation? And that is supposed to be 'romantic'?
Even better is how this teenybop cunt treats the werewolf guy. She makes him take her places and fix motorcycles for her, and all the while stroking his sixpack like a dog and whispering that she still loves Count von Sparkles. Talk about a cocktease. Isn't that the Webster's Dictionary definition of a complete bitch?
"Bitch (noun) - 1) Leading men on to get what you want from them without ever GIVING anything in return. 2) The cunt in Twilight."
And not to be outdone by the most castrated and homosexual vampires in history, the werewolves get in on the action by wrestling with eachother without wearing shirts. When I saw that the red flags went a'wavin' and finally the whole fucking movie began to make sense. The stupid chick who wrote the Twilight books is just fulfilling her own man-on-man fantasies and putting own preteen, pill-poppin', paranoid schizophrenic self into the book as the love interest of the book. The forementioned AUTHOR, Stephanie Meyer, not only knows nothing about people but also knows nothing about vampires and or werewolves either.
Vampires both go prancing around in midday like they are wearing 80000 sunscreen and werewolves are magical musclemen who turn into wolves without a full moon and whose only weaknesses are silver bullets and SHIRTS.
The only thing scarier than Twilight 2 is that its fanbase will be able to vote in 3-4 years from now.
Wait... 2009, 2010, 2011... 2012?! The Mayan apocalypse will be upon us because the tweenybop Twilight twats and Twittering twits will be determining the course of humanity!!
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:26 pm |
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Hey dudes, do you guys want to review this one, or do you want me to?
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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KennyFarino wrote: Hey dudes, do you guys want to review this one, or do you want me to? I say: COMPILATION!! One massive rant compiled from anything anyone wants to say about it. Think of it kind of like an IGN roundtable where each contributor gets to post their 2-cents about Twilight. I think combining RITOS's rant with a few others would be a fun read. Sound fun?
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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YES!!!....... I just need to sit through it, though. FUCK. I'm a sound guy (as in I remember audio details about a movie or game... for some reason, look at my long reply in the Silent Hill 2 review for a gist of what I mean), so I can rip on anything audio-related in that travesty.
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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RITOS wrote: My own impressions of Twilight: New Moon are also extremely negative about the main chick. I downloaded a video taped copy of the movie and watched it almost in shock how horrible this movie is. Seriously what is up with that manipulative psycho bitch? She is so gungho over her homosexual, sparkling Nosferatu that when he ditches her she starts hallucinating about him every time she gets into a dangerous situation? And that is supposed to be 'romantic'?
Even better is how this teenybop cunt treats the werewolf guy. She makes him take her places and fix motorcycles for her, and all the while stroking his sixpack like a dog and whispering that she still loves Count von Sparkles. Talk about a cocktease. Isn't that the Webster's Dictionary definition of a complete bitch?
"Bitch (noun) - 1) Leading men on to get what you want from them without ever GIVING anything in return. 2) The cunt in Twilight."
And not to be outdone by the most castrated and homosexual vampires in history, the werewolves get in on the action by wrestling with eachother without wearing shirts. When I saw that the red flags went a'wavin' and finally the whole fucking movie began to make sense. The stupid chick who wrote the Twilight books is just fulfilling her own man-on-man fantasies and putting own preteen, pill-poppin', paranoid schizophrenic self into the book as the love interest of the book. The forementioned AUTHOR, Stephanie Meyer, not only knows nothing about people but also knows nothing about vampires and or werewolves either.
Vampires both go prancing around in midday like they are wearing 80000 sunscreen and werewolves are magical musclemen who turn into wolves without a full moon and whose only weaknesses are silver bullets and SHIRTS.
The only thing scarier than Twilight 2 is that its fanbase will be able to vote in 3-4 years from now.
Wait... 2009, 2010, 2011... 2012?! The Mayan apocalypse will be upon us because the tweenybop Twilight twats and Twittering twits will be determining the course of humanity!!
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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KennyFarino wrote: YES!!!....... I just need to sit through it, though. FUCK. I'm a sound guy (as in I remember audio details about a movie or game... for some reason, look at my long reply in the Silent Hill 2 review for a gist of what I mean), so I can rip on anything audio-related in that travesty. We don't need to assign people to video, audio, and plot. I say every one who actually had the nerve to see this abomination should just rant on what they wish and then I'll compile them all into one monster review. Myself? I will be sitting out of this one. I refuse to support a shitty movie that broke The Dark Knight's box office record. Grrrrr. 
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:15 pm |
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Guess who watched Twilight last weekend with their girlfriend?
This guy right here.
The verdict?
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Post subject: Re: Twilight 2 : New Moon
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Hey m8's. So are we doing a compilation review of this movie or not?
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