Twilight 2 : New Moon

I followed up last year's MTV Awards where Twilight won nearly every category like "Best Actor", "Best Actress", "Best Kiss", "Best Fight", and "Best Movie."

Guess what, for the MTV 2010 movie awards it's nearly a complete Deja Vu.
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/movieawards/2010/winners.jhtml

Twilight 2 New Moon did NOT get the Best Fight scene like last year, but it still swept the remaining four categories.

There needs to be a new amendment to the bill of rights that repeals the right to vote for anyone who votes Twilight for 'best anything' except 'best kick in the nuts'. Seriously, if you vote Twilight as Best Movie of the Year with the Best Actor and Best Actress, then you should NOT be eligible to vote for politicians.

EDWARD CULLEN 2016!!

Fuck that noise.

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There is only one hope for humanity against the onslaught of Twilight:

BLADE!

videos/that-fellow-in-the-coat-reviews-t203-160.html?hilit=grenade#p5334



I would go just to see a bunch of 13 year old girls and 30-45 year old cougars cry when Blade shoves a silver/mercury grenade in an Edward look-a-like's mouth and then its head explodes in a cloud of blood, brains, and glitter. (Because all vampires are glittery, right?)

And then Blade would go on a wolf hunt and kill a shirtless pretty-boy werewolf by turning him into a pincushion before decapitating him with his samurai sword. (Normally you kill a werewolf with a silver bullet, but that's too good for Twilight character look-a-likes)

And then there's the psycho-bitch of the Twilight series that Blade will need to off. Of course she'd start seeing apparitions of her dead Edward lookalike but Blade would get rid of them with a DirtDevil mini-vacuum Ghostbuster style. Then the crazy bitch's second line of defense would be flirting with Blade by rubbing his abs and telling him that she still loves the emo vamp, but Blade don't care because he knows he won't get any from the cock-tease from Hell, and would drown her ass in the ocean while popping a Mentos.

All of the stupid teeny-boppers and the middle-aged 'Cougars' would be crying and begging Blade to stop, but he doesn't hear them, he hears every self-respecting man in the theater who are all shouting "KEEP GOING! KILL THEM ALL!!" And then, at the end of the movie, Blade will take something out of his wallet: A Gold-Plated MAN CARD that says "FUCK YEAH" on the back.

Fuck yeah I want to see that movie.

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Awesome! I would pay twice the ticket price to watch that movie!

Robert Pattinson is a natural at playing a vampire in the "Twilight" film series — and with good reason. It's in his blood, according to Ancestry.com.

Geneologists say RPattz, 24, is related to Vlad the Impaler, the 15th-century Translyvanian leader (real name Vlad 3 Dracula), who served as the inspiration for Bram Stoker's "Dracula," reported The Hollywood Reporter.

According to researchers, Pattinson's relation to Dracula comes from his distant ties to the British royal family. The actor is also a distant cousin of Prince William and Prince Harry, who are said to be distant nephews of Vlad.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/ ... z0tyzylODi

OH NO THE HORROR!! This is a prime case study for genetic breakdown because you go from warlord and impaler, to sparkles and sexual ambiguity.

It's from Ancestry.com. Everyone is some distant relative of royalty and historic figures, and you'd have better luck shredding a history book horizontally and pulling the names from a hat.

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