This movie is gonna be even more ASS than the first. Fucking shit the only hope I see in the trailer is that they ditched Count Fagula and now the chick is gonna bang a werewolf? What the fuck next, Frankenstein's Monster or the FishMan from the black lagoon? Maybe a threesome?
And check out the crap clip of when she cuts her finger at the party and the one vampire charges at her like he's a fucking jungle cat. This is what I don't understand. Vampires use people for food right? People use cows for food right? So a vampire sees a person get a fucking papercut and unhesitatingly ATTACKS THEM. If I was walking by a cow pasture and saw a cow cut itself on a barbed fence, I WOULDN'T FUCKING JUMP THE GODDAMNED COW IN AN ACT OF UNCONTROLLABLE HUNGER!!! Do vampires not have any friggin self-control? I guess their only power is a Queer Eye fashion sense.
Thank you, author of Twilight for helping make the youth of America EVEN MORE STUPID!
Twilight Wins 5 MTV Movie Awards: Best Picture, Best Fight, Breakthrough Male, Female Performance, Best Kiss
MTV, you are DEAD to me. I can't believe that our society has gotten to this point of no return. Might as well have been the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, voting Edward von Sparkles over Ledger’s Joker as Best Male Actor. WHO THE HELL VOTED? Did they run a poll at an elementary school? Were the voters required to be no older than 14 and female?
I blame China, though. All that lead in toys and food products the last several years has made the youth of America retarded. There is no other way to rationalize it. NONE WHAT SO EVER.
Twilight Wins 5 MTV Movie Awards: Best Picture, Best Fight, Breakthrough Male, Female Performance, Best Kiss
MTV, you are DEAD to me. I can't believe that our society has gotten to this point of no return. Might as well have been the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, voting Edward von Sparkles over Ledger’s Joker as Best Male Actor. WHO THE HELL VOTED? Did they run a poll at an elementary school? Were the voters required to be no older than 14 and female?
I blame China, though. All that lead in toys and food products the last several years has made the youth of America retarded. There is no other way to rationalize it. NONE WHAT SO EVER.
I boycotted MTV years ago when they stopped showing music videos and moved into the realm of 'reality tv'.
I boycotted MTV years ago when they stopped showing music videos and moved into the realm of 'reality tv'.
I hear that... but MTV was always about brainwashing for the lowest-common denominator (stupid kids). Hell, the only good thing I remember MTV doing was Max Headroom:
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I agree 110% about the 'youth' statement. Scary that these dumb kids voted Twilight as essentially "best movee we evar seed" but even scarier that they will be able to vote in elections not far from now.
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Twilight was the best lesbian romance since Chasing Amy so how could you NOT like it? ... wha- that was a dude??? Oh my God, I pitched a tent during that movie!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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