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| LaughingMan |
Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:55 am |
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TygerTyger wrote: Trying to match the original host is what makes a guest host suck. Do something unique like you always preach to everyone else and not spew out the same thing. Oh I agree with you. Just because I won't deviate from the FORMULA doesn't mean I won't give my own take on things. Also, just an update on the Halloween Schedule: I'm also going to do a review of the Capcom underrated classic: DEMON'S CREST
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:02 am |
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I wish that I had a lesspopular horror movie to review but unfortunately I can't think of any.
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:49 am |
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I have decided to shake up my reviews and will instead focus on the following:  Oh yes, LaughingMan (me) will be writing a full review of Castlevania: Lords of Shadow before this coming Halloween. Other reviews like Undying and Demon's Crest will take a back seat to this review, but that's not saying they will be scrapped altogether. Anyways, here is a sneak preview for you little monkeys: Quote: The ending was intended to be a curve ball, but I, LaughingMan, Ace Detective, called the ‘twist’ ending before I even finished the fucking demo. It’s not like it was any sort of challenge, seeing that in the trailers and the demo any and all references to a particularly important Castlevania antagonist was suspiciously absent. I'm so displeased that I was correct in my initial assumptions that I hereby issue the following statement to Konami: Dear Konami, You don’t know me, but I know you. Your ending to Castlevania: Lords of Shadow was actually clever but your execution sucked. I mean, really, a blind, obese, retarded beagle could have sensed that ending coming. If you want a better promotional strategist and/or story-writer, then send me a 72 hour, all-expense paid trip to The Bunny Ranch. The trip must also include round-trip airfare, 15 "5 Hour Energy" drinks and 17 doses of Viagra (unless the Viagra warnings are true and I need to consult a doctor if my Bunny-Borer lasts longer than 4 hours).
C'mon, you already do this service for all of the reviewers you pay off, so why not put the money where it counts and hire me to play Captain Obvious for your marketers and writing staff?
Not that sincerely, but in all seriousness, LaughingMan
(P.S. Hopefully someone down there can figure out my email address just with my persona-name and the website URL put together.)
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:11 pm |
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TygerTyger wrote: LaughingMan wrote: TygerTyger wrote: I am against guest hosts doing the show by themselves because on music radio they always suck but if it was a real guest host with the original host then it would sound better. BLOW. ME. Just kidding. I have the same concerns, BUT I will try to live up to Ken's example and not deviate from the current GameJams formula. Whatever. Trying to match the original host is what makes a guest host suck. Do something unique like you always preach to everyone else and not spew out the same thing. Suck a dick TygerTyger. And I'm NOT JOKING m8. You fail at trolling but you are a raging success in fitting your head up your own ass and talking shit. You have been nothing but rage at everything being done here just because you are soreassed that someone actually doesn't like the shit you do so you quid pro quo by acting like an ass.
I would write something for Halloween but I don't play video games that often and there are no movies I feel like I need to review.
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:13 am |
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You still knocked us on our asses in laughter with your awesome Ninja Turtles review, so you're excused  .
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:14 am |
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Dave wrote: I wish that I had a lesspopular horror movie to review but unfortunately I can't think of any. Try the movie "Basketcase"  .
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:00 pm |
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Castlevania Lords of Shadow was a visually fantastic game but the actual playing was just a button masher with vampires and werewolves. Regardless it was the best 3d Castlevania in a long time, possibly the best 3d Castlevania of all time.
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:04 am |
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KennyFarino wrote: You still knocked us on our asses in laughter with your awesome Ninja Turtles review, so you're excused  . You made us laugh, but you're not excused from not writing a new review. Get to your keyboard! Now!! Jokin. 
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:25 pm |
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Let me think of a horror anime and I will get back to you.
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Post subject: Re: Halloween Reviews 2010
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:15 am |
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ONOE wrote: Let me think of a horror anime and I will get back to you. Preferrably one without jailbait catgirls and giant robots........ I'm looking at you, DEMONBANE!
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