BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review

LM wanted me to post my critiques from our MSN chat on here


I thought the joke fit just fine. I would try and get a pic of it though. Im sure rule 34 applies here. of course try and make it as SFW as possible.


it was since he could disguise the voice but, I think he has too much in one section but not enough in other sections. make it more of a running gag than a section gag.

he also needs to up the ibuprofen since I can take 5 for a headache and slit my wrists and still stop the bleeding. that needs to upped to 20 or so, and make it so that he is light headed at the end of the review from the blood loss.

although you might feel like you are beating a dead horse for ripping on anime, that is what you are known for and the only time you should give it a rest is when it is blowing you. you have a chance to go off on the cat girl. do it.

Just like A.Legend says, you need more pics of non-game related items to go with the rants.

NEEDS MOAR RANTING!

Final words on BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger is a wild ride and a great addition to any fan of the fighting genre, though most powerfully with the fans of 2-D fighting games. BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger is one of those rare games that -while still having impressive visuals- actually focused on core gameplay and story than most modern games, fighting or non. The graphics, again, are amazingly detailed and intricate for a 2-D fighting game, and BlazBlue's eclectic soundtrack is just as impressive. The English character voices are good for the most part, however, the dialogue for characters like Arakune and Taokaka can get annoying very quickly. The Story Mode is complex but it will keep you playing BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger for several hours after you've completed the standard Arcade Mode and/or faught rounds with other people.

However, the anime presentation of BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger will make it hard to encourage friends to play a few "Rebels" against you, and publically enjoying this game will make you look like a fucking 'weeaboo', 'wapanese', or an anime nerd in general.

Therefore I suggest that you treat playing BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger like you would treat masturbating: You can have a blast playing with yourself, but do it in a dark, concealed room and never speak of it publicly.

You bastard, you made me choke on my coffee. Funny conclusion though. Props.

he could try and play mirrors edge before I rip on it

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If anybody says either "X-Blades" or "Enchanted Arms" I'll only play them if I get the Google Ad revenue to do so. I'm not spending $20 for either game.

Hey RITOS, speaking of reviews, anything new w/ you?