No. No I haven't. Any suggestions for a crude joke to tell my mum? She's quarter-Polish if that makes it easier.

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A Polish man locked the keys in his car, so he had to get a coat hanger to get his family out.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Pole were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison. However, the guard was rather kind towards them, and said, "I am going to lock you away for five years, but I'll let you have anything you want now before I lock you up."

The Englishman says, "I'll have five years' supply of beer!" His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his beer.

The Frenchman says, "I'll have five years' supply of brandy!" His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his brandy.

The Pole says, "I'll have five years' supply of cigarettes!" His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his cigarettes.

Five years later, the Germans come to release their prisoners. First, they release the Englishman, who staggers out totally drunk. Then, they release the Frenchman, who also rolls out rather inebriated. Then, they release the Pole, who comes out and says, "Has anyone got a light?"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I look at this site and wonder "What the hell did I start?"

That was sarcasm peoples.

An Italian, an American, and a Pole were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.

The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words. The Italian replies, "I pray to the Virgin Mary that I may live." They drop the blade it it stops a mere inch above the Italian's neck. Amazed, the French let him go.

Next, the American is put in position and asked if he has any final words. He replies, "In the name of Jesus Christ, please have mercy." They drop the blade, and again it stops just an inch from the American's neck. In disbelief, they let him go free.

Then the Pole is placed on the block, and they ask if he has any last words.

"Yeah. You've got a knot in your rope."

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A Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Polock and sitting at a bar telling eachother how well they can get their women off.

The Frenchman says: "I give Fefe my little pinky finger, and she raises one foot off the bed."

The Spaniard says: "I give Esmerelda my two fingers and she lifts two feet off the bed."

The Polock says: "When I'm done, I wipe my cock on her curtains, and she hits the roof."

NICE!!!!!!!!!!

I should actually try to de-rail Zimes posts more often.
Zimes: Payback's a bitch, eh?

... I don't get it .