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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
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An, American, A Japanese, and a Pollock are trying to marry this farmers daughter. the farmer put them to a test: "If you can shove 10 pieces of your favorite fruit up your ass without cracking a smile, I wont blow you away with this shotgun." The three agreed and went to go get their fruit.
The American came back first and started with his apples. he got to 3 before he cracked a smile and got blown away.
The Japanese guy brought back grapes and was on his 10th grape when he started to laugh and got blown away as well.
Before the pearly gates the American turned to the Japanese guy and said: "What the f*** is the matter with you? you were on number 10 and you cracked a smile. why?
the Japanese guy turned to him and said: "I couldn't help it. the Pollock was coming with his watermelons.
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:38 pm |
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LaughingMan wrote: I should actually try to de-rail Zimes posts more often.
Zimes: Payback's a bitch, eh? bring it on!
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:53 pm |
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KennyFarino wrote: Alex_J wrote: A Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Polock and sitting at a bar telling eachother how well they can get their women off.
The Frenchman says: "I give Fefe my little pinky finger, and she raises one foot off the bed."
The Spaniard says: "I give Esmerelda my two fingers and she lifts two feet off the bed."
The Polock says: "When I'm done, I wipe my cock on her curtains, and she hits the roof." ... I don't get it  . What part?
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
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zimes wrote: An, American, A Japanese, and a Pollock are trying to marry this farmers daughter. the farmer put them to a test: "If you can shove 10 pieces of your favorite fruit up your ass without cracking a smile, I wont blow you away with this shotgun." The three agreed and went to go get their fruit.
The American came back first and started with his apples. he got to 3 before he cracked a smile and got blown away.
The Japanese guy brought back grapes and was on his 10th grape when he started to laugh and got blown away as well.
Before the pearly gates the American turned to the Japanese guy and said: "What the f*** is the matter with you? you were on number 10 and you cracked a smile. why?
the Japanese guy turned to him and said: "I couldn't help it. the Pollock was coming with his watermelons. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! POLLOCK JOKE WINNER!!!!!!!!
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:13 pm |
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LaughingMan wrote: KennyFarino wrote: Alex_J wrote: A Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Polock and sitting at a bar telling eachother how well they can get their women off.
The Frenchman says: "I give Fefe my little pinky finger, and she raises one foot off the bed."
The Spaniard says: "I give Esmerelda my two fingers and she lifts two feet off the bed."
The Polock says: "When I'm done, I wipe my cock on her curtains, and she hits the roof." ... I don't get it . What part? The Pollock's part D;
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:57 pm |
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The Pollock thinks 'hit the roof' means she enjoyed it, not get pissed off.
And Alex J didn't tell the joke right like in the Quentin Tarantino forum:
So they're talkin about how
they get their wives off, and the
French guys says:
(in a bad French
accent)
"All I gotta do is take my pinky
and tickle my Fifi's little oo la
la and she rises a foot off the
bed."
(in a good Brooklyn
accent)
"That's nothin. When I take the
tip of my tongue and wiggle it
against my Mary Louise's little
fun pimple, she rises two feet off
da bed." Then our friend from
Poland says:
(in dumb voice)
"You guys ain't no cocksmen. When
I get through fuckin my Sophie, I
wipe my dick on the curtains and
you know what? She hits the
roof!"
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:03 pm |
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Zimes your Castle Crashers review was good for a quickie but more substance is good too. I agree with laughingman's comment because the character elements plays an important role. LaughingMan wrote: Also, you don't make much mention of... even some of the game play of the different types of knights (ice, fire, poison, etc).
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:06 am |
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AlphawolfX wrote: The Pollock thinks 'hit the roof' means she enjoyed it, not get pissed off.
And Alex J didn't tell the joke right like in the Quentin Tarantino forum:
So they're talkin about how
they get their wives off, and the
French guys says:
(in a bad French
accent)
"All I gotta do is take my pinky
and tickle my Fifi's little oo la
la and she rises a foot off the
bed."
(in a good Brooklyn
accent)
"That's nothin. When I take the
tip of my tongue and wiggle it
against my Mary Louise's little
fun pimple, she rises two feet off
da bed." Then our friend from
Poland says:
(in dumb voice)
"You guys ain't no cocksmen. When
I get through fuckin my Sophie, I
wipe my dick on the curtains and
you know what? She hits the
roof!" 
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:36 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Castle Crashers
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