Coming Soon: Horror Corner's Obvious Halloween Special

I think that's Lovecraft's corpse mourning over the cutification of his most terrifying creation.

Muslims get defensive over Muhammad, horror nuts get defensive over Lovecraft.

The Cute-Thulhu video is a joke only really understood by Lovecraft readers.

In Lovecraft's work, Cthulhu is an ancient being that transcends time and space, and is (in human understanding) an evil entity. So basically Cthulhu was created as one of the ultimate evils of the universe.

So now Cthulhu is a plushie beany-baby toy that the little girls are playing tea party with.

The skeleton under the grave infamously marked "I am Providence" is H.P. Lovecraft's, and he is beating his head against the coffin lid because of what has happened to his creation.

... of course, there is debate over whether Lovecraft created Cthulhu, or if Lovecraft introduced Cthulhu onto the printed medium to spread knowledge and belief in Cthulhu so that it could return to Earth and enslave mankind.

... er... just watch John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness" to figure out what I mean.

... THAT IS THE MOVIE I SHALL USE AS MY THIRD REVIEW! MUAHAHAHA!

Are you high?