Obscure Movie Month: Space Invaders

....... -siiiiiiiiigh- Time to stock up on another six-pack and get to work...

Just ask ONOE for some pedophile anime and have at.
**I"m not inferring that ONOE watches pedophile anime, just that he found Demonbane so he might know where to look for more similar crap worth ripping apart**

@KennyFarino: Oh, make no mistake, I'm not coercing anyone to join my 'crusade'. I merely proposed LaughingMan to team-up in case he wanted to do that 'Lovecraft-inspired' schlock but didn't want to do it on his own.

@LaughingMan: Funny (read: sad) thing is, I don't even need to ask our good friend ONOE or dig thought half of the Internet to find that kind of stuff. Here, save for 'Cowboy Bebop' and 'Spirited Away', the entire Top 10 is filled with insufferable weaboo crap!

Still, if I'm going to ever review an Anime film or series, it would either be something really, really bad just for shits and giggles, or conversely, something really, really good that I actually enjoyed just to demonstrate that, indeed, not all of Japanese animation sucks...

Alrighty, here are the Heather corrections:

- maybe instead of "Most of the cherished movies from our childhoods..." it should just be childhood
- Seven Dwarves instead of Sever
- "Enforcer Drones, black,..." think there should be a semi colon there between Drones and black. But if that's the case something else should be done after he describes the Enforcer Drones...actually, cut out black and work the sentence to just explain what they are in a funny way...like he already is
- "The results of disobedience is.." should be "are"
- "Meanwhile, on Earth, It's..." it's shouldn't be capitalized
- "and a small-time sheriff and widower and his young daughter." too many "and"s...
- "In a 180-degree twist on the original War of the World’s effect on the American populous" something just doesn't seem quite right in the beginning of the sentence
- "...becomes an android slave (aka Vern-Droid) from the Martian Captain Bipto's implanting of an enormous flashing device into the back of his neck" should be something more like "becomes and android slave (aka Vern-droid) due to the Matian Captain, Bipto implanting an enormous flashing device into the back of his neck" He should mention more about Vern, like his name, in the character's section for the humans. That way he doesn't have to introduce him in the beginning of the sentence. He can just say "Vern, while donning a Zorro costume for Halloween, becomes..."

Just joking. Tell your GF thanks... I think...

EDIT: Yup! Thanks! Lotsa dumb errors made and corrected.

Oh that's better I think


I'm glad to see your initiative to review something worthwhile. Might I make a small suggestion that I believe our resident anime-haters would enjoy? I just finished watching the 8th installment and it was superb!
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6587067/Hellsing_Ultimate_OVA_08.mkv

Of course if you really want to write something genuinely hateful there is Haiyoru! Nyaruani a moe adaptation of what I am assuming are characters from LM and KennyFarino's precious horror writer's stories.

LM and Kenny, please be warned that the following image in the spoiler tag will make your head implode.

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I almost choked on my drink from laughter!


I'm waiting for all of the OVAs to come out to finish the 'Ultimate' series in one go (I hate waiting for weeks or, worse yet, months to find out what happens next when it comes to my favorite series, both animated and live-action), but thanks for the recommendation!

A little bit of coffee came out of my nose.

@ONOE and CineMax's spoilers.
I'm laughing and going blind at the same time

Start bottling up your lulz because I sense that we're another humor drought. The only thing that really made me laugh was the alien Dat Ass pic but the rest of the review read like he didn't want to dig too deep on his old favorite movie and I get that but even the reviews where he gushes his manlove all over the keyboard he still goes all Brutus when something stupid prompts him to twist a knife. Just by looking at all of these watermelon headed midgets in the pictures should be enough to get you primed for a beat down.