Sam & Max: Episode 2 The Tomb of Sammun-Mak

THERE IS NOTHING TO RANT ON. PERIOD.

*Glares at Zimes*

For fuck's sakes, I'm going to get my ass handed to me AGAIN by the usual readers because I 'failed to make it teh funny review'. For the love of bitter-sweet fuck, how do you rant and rave on not only a game that doesn't have anything glaringly horrible about it, but also a game that doesn't even take itself seriously in the first place? Me trying to make jokes on a Sam and Max game would be like me going up to the guys who do the stunts on Jack-Ass and saying: "You guys do some retarded shit."

NO-FUCKING-DUH. That's the Goddamned point!

If you make a funny review that disses some aspect of a Sam and Max game, then I think that somehow you missed the point of playing it. The game is fucking hilarious, and (unlike 'serious' games like Heavy Rain and Devil May Cry) there is almost NOTHING remotely horrible to nitpick because everything, even some areas that can be considered sub-par, feel like part of the comedy.

Sure, there are parts of the game that are frustrating enough to make you want to tear your Playstation 3 or PC from the wall and cunt-punt it down a flight of stairs while masturbating, but it's not because the gameplay is broken, it's because I'm too fucking stupid to figure the shit out until after 3 hours of wandering around and clicking on every fucking object in the game.

The point of these Sam and Max reviews is to PROMOTE these under-rated titles because THEY ARE GOOD GAMES and are deserving of praise.

So there, I ranted on something. I hope you're happy.

It sounds like a fun series of games. So it's a lot like the old Monkey Island games?

Yes, Sam and Max games are the same point-and-click style adventure/comedy games as the Monkey Island series. But I think that Sam and Max are funnier by far, especially when compared to the newer Monkey Island games.