Star Wars: Force Unleashed - Zimes Review

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But sexual bragging rights don't make a good Star Wars game. My complaints on the shoddy controls still stand, and just because Star Wars geeks are too busy jerking off to this game and calling nay-sayers 'NOOBS', The Force Unleashed has some elements that needed thoroughly tested before its release.





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And I'm actually surprised to see a CTRL+ALT+DEL comic that is actually funny and not about miscarriages.

so what you are saying is that you actually suck at the game instead of the game being retarded.

hey hey hey! watch who you are calling a Star Wars geek. I just play the games and make fun of the movies

Ummm.... no. Re-read everything I wrote so far, but this time with your eyes open.

Didn't mean to imply you were a SW geek.

I did. the star wars developer cracks were great but for some reason you kept on going pass the normal limit of being between noob to newb and went from close to noob to dang near newb status.
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So I assumed that you were being a newb and sucking at the game

I haven't downloaded any of the DLC yet. Im waiting on the second game to come out. looks like they have fixed your control issue that you were complaining about and added a second light saber to his arsenal.

ROFL you two are great together. If we put you both in the same room would you get into a fist fight?

The Force Unleashed DLC is very good all around but very short. I really enjoyed the Movie Mission Packs because of the character cameos and the interesting alternate universe outcomes. For instance in the Tatooine mission the STAR WARS introduction looks a lot like the A New Hope title screen except it is called A Fading Hope and it shows the Star Destroyer discarding Leia's ship moments before it explodes. You then proceed to ravage Jabba's Palace while killing Fett and Kenobi. In the Hoth Mission the title is called The Wrath of the Empire and in it you push Luke Skywalker to his mental limits. As Han and the others are trying to escape Hoth, Starkiller uses the force to hold the Millennium Falcon as hostage forcing Luke to turn to the dark side to free his friends. There is a third DLC which I have not purchased yet, primarily because I was not interested in the non-movie expansions for obvious reasons. But outside of the additional Xbox Achievements I would wholeheartedly approve the two movie mission packs.

nah, we are just like this on the forums and MSN. it makes for great banter back and forth and we both know we are just trying to be ass hats towards one another without anything serious. If we got together he would have his laptop and mic underhand and force me to record for our upcoming series. we both like to push each other to work and this is one way we find fun in doing the work.

interesting on the DLC's Im hesitant to buy them just cause I know that the second one is due to come out soon. I wonder if it will include the DLC's for the last game. it would be great if it did.

There was a shortlived rerelease of TFU that included the DLC but it seems to have been pulled in favor of releasing the DLC on XBL and the PSN so I don't believe that it will be included in the sequel.

That's really weird because I just whooped ass in the Force Unleashed downloadable missions after work last night. But you're right, the two movie mission packs are extremely sweet. There is something satisfying about altering the timeline by killing Darth Vader. (Just FYI in the Hoth mission you never see Han Solo or the others, just Luke. Thought I would clear that up.)

The third (or first?) DLC pack is when Starkiller, the Apprentice, drops by the Jedi Temple to learn more about his father and their past. Remember in Empire Strikes Back where Luke has to fight Vader in the tree? You have to fight your own dark side and the whole fight is a bitch (again, playing on Hard mode...) The most satisfying thing about the DLC packs is that they unlock all the costumes and light sabers, so naturally I was the Dark Side Apprentice with a black lightsaber, and I was kicking ass and taking names.


Yeah, if you think we sound like asses to eachother now, wait until you see our project.

AND HOW MANY MORE EONS WILL WE HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE THIS FABLED MYTHICAL PROJECT?

OH WAIT I DID SEE A LITTLE OF IT ON THE FORUMS MONTHS AGO. FINISH IT NAOW!!