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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
 Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:41 am |
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Hey I heard that the PS3 users are going to get some love from Square/Enix and get some of the games that were exclusive to the Xbox. Seriously, you guys have suffered enough with all the crap that people give you about owning the PS3 but, for the love of all that is holy: I will respect no person that buys this game after reading the review. This game should have this posted on it: ANNOUNCEMENT!!! PS3 users: Do not under any circumstance taint your system by allowing this game to load onto your PS3. Enix decided to send all the crappy games to the Xbox and your system knows this and will crash on you if you are stupid enough to load this game. Your TV will burn out right after your warranty ends, and any system you start up will ask for you to grow a pair before playing any game. you have been warned. Really anyone attempting to buy that huge piece of shit after reading the review deserves sledgehammer to the crotch.
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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:21 pm |
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I saw that there were no score comments so I changed the scores and added comments. here you go:
Graphics : 8. This is a pretty game and just by looking at the cover or some of the screen shots you might be tempted to get this game. Don't do it. Just because it's pretty doesnt mean it's clean. this is just waiting to give you the gift that keeps giving. Herpies anyone?
Sound: 5, Meh, its sound with a game. nothing that you want to buy a soundtrack to and could easily play without it.
Gameplay: F**k you, F**k you, F**k you, you effing cock-sucking-mother-effer that actually thought that by not letting people know what you toons are doing would be good idea. Rot in hell. this score IS being nice: .5
Story: besides the small stupid times where you are fooled by 40 year old women it is good enough to want to see what happens next. but not good enough for me to want to keep playing this. 5.
Replay Value: HA HA HA HA HA HA. I am not even going to let other people use this game, im not selling it back to let some other fool waste his money on this game. IT IS NOT WORTH PLAYING THE FIRST TIME. ZE-MOTHERF**KING-RO. 0
Overall: Although I like to take an average of the score above I am willing to not let the other scores up the score of what this game really deserves. 1. Do not buy this game, do not rent this game. Pet a rabbid pit bull, it will feel better to get a rabies shot than play this game.
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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:02 am |
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The Last Remnant did suck and any body who says anything else is a goddamn retard. The whole combat system is based on luck and the rest is horribly generic. There have only been 2 jrpgs this gen that are any good. Tales of Vesperia and Valkyria Chronicles.
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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:18 pm |
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@Zimes I registered to tell you that my Comment on the Last Remnant was not supposed to be offensive but rather a compliment. Reading your review reminded me of all my own personal frustrations over the game. I hope to see more RPGs reviews with the same unabashed venom. 
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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:02 pm |
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Zimes:
Don't let the annoying cocknockers get you down m8. You speak your mind and you speak the truth and some dimwits just can't take it. The comments on your review look mostly praising outside of 2-3 fanboys whose perceptions of good games you have dashed and whose egos you have bruised. They can't even defend themselves against your logic so they resort to the tried-and-true "oh yeah, you are stupid" retort that I am fairly sure is reserved for Playgrounds and in Congress. So by that logic it is likely that your enemies are either Government Officials in which you will need to be watching your back for a faint red laser sight or they are teenybops who you have offended because The Last Remnant was in fact the last gift the received from their late grandmothers. Of course if I were a grandmother giving my grandson a game that has a pretty girlyboy on the front cover I would probably die from embarassment. At least the cover did not leave the wrong impression with the words 'Final Fantasy'. Bom-chicka-bow-wow
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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:03 pm |
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derelictionaddiction wrote: @Zimes I registered to tell you that my Comment on the Last Remnant was not supposed to be offensive but rather a compliment. Reading your review reminded me of all my own personal frustrations over the game. I hope to see more RPGs reviews with the same unabashed venom.
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Post subject: Re: The Last Remnant - Review - Xbox 360
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:46 am |
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derelictionaddiction wrote: @Zimes I registered to tell you that my Comment on the Last Remnant was not supposed to be offensive but rather a compliment. Reading your review reminded me of all my own personal frustrations over the game. I hope to see more RPGs reviews with the same unabashed venom. Unfortunately I have had the opportunity to do more RPGs that suck. read the Infinite Undiscovery review although LR still takes the cake for the worst RPG I have ever played. Yeah I was a little confused and knew it wasn't offensive. I just got confused by it thinking that I was defending LR when I was defending my opinion of the game instead. welcome to Cheshire cat studios.
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