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 Post subject: Re: Valkyria Chronicles - Review - Playstation 3
Unread postPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:37 pm 
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Problems in wonderland. I am on my second playthrough of Valkyria Chronicles and something is really bothering me this time.

I have added the following to my original review:

HOWEVER THERE ARE PROBLEMS WITH THE GAMEPLAY!! While it is your turn, and you are moving your piece, every enemy within viewing distance is raining a hail-storm of bullets on your selected character. It is as though the character you select is given a big neon sign that says "I AM HERE, KILL ME IF YOU CAN". The entire thing feels horribly unfair. Why is it that my scouts attract gunfire like an enormous electro-magnet while enemy scounts can sneak past all of my near-sighted soldiers with minimal damage taken? Even more unfair is that the game is supposed to be turn-based, so why are my characters being killed by my enemies during my turn? The third and final reason the CPU outright CHEATS is that if an enemy marches towards you, your enemies will attack him UNTIL HE STOPS; then my soldiers think that it warrants an automatic ceasefire. However, if I go trotting towards an Imperial soldier, I get shot at, and if I stop, I STILL GET SHOT AT. Only when I raise my weapon does the enemy not only stop firing at me, but PATIENTLY WAITS FOR ME TO SHOOT HIM BETWEEN THE EYES. For fuck's sake, Sega.

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