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Post subject: Enchanted Arms
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LaughingMan wrote: RITOS wrote: Not your best work m8 but it isn't your worst. I wish I saw this earlier because I had some jokes you could have cracked on this game.
I think that Laughingman is getting soft by playing GOOD games. Who else wants to see Laughingman rip something really really bad? If anybody says either "X-Blades" or "Enchanted Arms" I'll only play them if I get the Google Ad revenue to do so. I'm not spending $20 for either game. Enchanted Arms! A stinker of an RPG, and the gayest JRPG of all time.
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:50 pm |
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JTHM wrote: LaughingMan wrote: RITOS wrote: Not your best work m8 but it isn't your worst. I wish I saw this earlier because I had some jokes you could have cracked on this game.
I think that Laughingman is getting soft by playing GOOD games. Who else wants to see Laughingman rip something really really bad? If anybody says either "X-Blades" or "Enchanted Arms" I'll only play them if I get the Google Ad revenue to do so. I'm not spending $20 for either game. Enchanted Arms! A stinker of an RPG, and the gayest JRPG of all time. even worse than Infinite Undiscovery?
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:59 pm |
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So much more worse that I think it would drive you insane or gay.
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:02 am |
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I've heard about it. Everyone says that it is a steaming pile of bugs, poor gameplay and androgyny to the extreme. I'll pass and save myself 20 hours of my life.
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:07 am |
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I did not buy the game but, I do have it sitting in my game stack. It would be great to continue on ripping on JRPGs since they are sooo easy to make fun of. they are just a kick in the balls to play.
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
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zimes wrote: I did not buy the game but, I do have it sitting in my game stack. It would be great to continue on ripping on JRPGs since they are sooo easy to make fun of. they are just a kick in the balls to play. Game stack? If you do play this game, and do a really deep ripping of it, I'll send you a ton of NES games as a reward. You know a game is bad when you have to bribe a critic to play it...
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
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LaughingMan wrote: zimes wrote: I did not buy the game but, I do have it sitting in my game stack. It would be great to continue on ripping on JRPGs since they are sooo easy to make fun of. they are just a kick in the balls to play. Game stack? If you do play this game, and do a really deep ripping of it, I'll send you a ton of NES games as a reward. You know a game is bad when you have to bribe a critic to play it... yeah a game stack. where else do you keep you games, hide them like the easter bunny?
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:13 am |
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The very name of that JRPG lets off an indescribably terrifying aura of gayness.
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
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I started Enchanted arms just to give you my thoughts so far:
Starting off it seems like you are in the middle of a story where the main character is doing something stupid to screw the world over. your friends try and stop you but you end up in the middle of a battle even though you have not had a tutorial on how to fight. The fighting is pretty simple so it wasnt that hard to get use to. What kind of got on my nerves was that there was this chick who sounded like a gay dude. fortunately the fight was quick and I did not have to put up with it for long since the enemy wiped her ass with our faces and we were done. It then went back a few weeks and explained what was going on.
F*CK! I AM IN SCHOOL! All I could think "was where is the awesome gunblade?" cause that is what made FF8 worth it. Turns out that you're friends are there with you. they are the same ones that you got ass planted with so I am looking for the chick. No, no chick. some openly gay douche bag that you have to put in your team since he is the healer. F*CK ME! "NO! Not you you douche bag, put your dick back in your pants before I rip off your head and shit down your throat." Fortunately the game is buggy enough that if you go too fast with skipping the dialog, the talking stops all together.
F**K YOU ALL for suggesting this game. Keep babies, small children, and old ladies away from me for the next few weeks while I try and grind though this game. they would all be in danger of getting punched.
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Post subject: Re: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Review
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:01 pm |
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zimes wrote: I started Enchanted arms just to give you my thoughts so far:
Starting off it seems like you are in the middle of a story where the main character is doing something stupid to screw the world over. your friends try and stop you but you end up in the middle of a battle even though you have not had a tutorial on how to fight. The fighting is pretty simple so it wasnt that hard to get use to. What kind of got on my nerves was that there was this chick who sounded like a gay dude. fortunately the fight was quick and I did not have to put up with it for long since the enemy wiped her ass with our faces and we were done. It then went back a few weeks and explained what was going on.
F*CK! I AM IN SCHOOL! All I could think "was where is the awesome gunblade?" cause that is what made FF8 worth it. Turns out that you're friends are there with you. they are the same ones that you got ass planted with so I am looking for the chick. No, no chick. some openly gay douche bag that you have to put in your team since he is the healer. F*CK ME! "NO! Not you you douche bag, put your dick back in your pants before I rip off your head and shit down your throat." Fortunately the game is buggy enough that if you go too fast with skipping the dialog, the talking stops all together.
F**K YOU ALL for suggesting this game. Keep babies, small children, and old ladies away from me for the next few weeks while I try and grind though this game. they would all be in danger of getting punched. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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