Tired of Over Masculine Video Games Eastern vs Western Games

F-that. If you have a girl who will play dressup, get her a Mileena outfit.

But can we get back on topic before this turns into a cosplay thread?

Kitana is my cuppa tea but YES, back on topic!

Japanese RPGs = girly men
Western games = men take enough steroids to shrink their penises

It was very unintentional, I assure you.

But its still true. All of the best fantasy rpgs star weak girly boys who can kill a demon girly demigod but would have their head torn from their shoulders by space soldiers like Marcus Fenix and Master Chief, who fight to stop a genocide of the human race. Which game sounds more fun.

I would have a difficult time choosing between the feminine male JRPG stereotype who solves puzzles and tells an interesting tale, and the steroided space jockey stereotype whose only ambition is to shoot everything between a start and finish line.

Actually, no, I wouldn't.

You didn't see the Swordfish picture?

The funny thing is that Ape Escape 1 through 3 is the last series of Japanese games I can enjoy

because it never takes itself as fucking seriously :V

I don't like American games that have animal characters with people traits because they look gay like Loony Tunes or Mickey Mouse. I like Japanese games with animal characters because the animals look more like animals. I don't want to play Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, or Sly Cooper because I don't care that they are great games, they just look dumb and I don't want to look like I like dumb looking games. I want to play games like Okami where wolves look more like real wolves and not furries.

Play the shit you like because the gameplay is good not because you have to defend your manhood to the rest of your friends.

QFT

('quoted for truth', not 'quit fucking talking'... there's been lots of misunderstandings here because of those two different variations...)

well then, that settles it cause most JRPG game plays are absolute SHIT.