Bad to the Power of Awesome! : In Development

Bollocks, did I start the right topic in the wrong thread? Coming soon, The Crazy Guy gets is head out of his ass, here on Cheshire Cat Studios.

Where does this thread go?

Okay, The premise. I review bad movies. The sole requirement? They be Awesome.

I already am writing the script for the first film. It stars Chuck Norris, and NO, I am not going with the "Norris Facts" list jokes. although, funny as they may be, they are not mine. I also haven't watched any other reviews of my chosen film. I haven't even searched... wait a second... {google video search} Well, not too many really, it looks like. Of this type anyway. I'm thinking of going with a "Reading Rainbow" kind of style with this one. I just mean the "Out and about checking out some cool stuff related to todays feature" kind of stuff, only completely ridiculous. I do not plan to do this every episode, just as kind of a parody. There will be comedy. Not slapstick, just...comedy. I'll put it at that. Other review ideas I have pit fictional characters against each other, involve a Siskel and Ebert spoof (tasteful!) and mashups of how I would have cut it (a kind of 5 second movie thing, but longer, like, ten seconds HAH!) montages to stuff like the Crossed Videos thread, etc. All tied to the feature of the episode, somehow making it relevant.

I am reviewing Delta Force. "Starring" Chuck Norris.

Oh yeah. It's Bad to the Power of Awesome!

Is this show coming soon?

It doesn't appear so.

This just in... the Crazy Guy still has his head in his ass!

School, projects, looking for a job on-air! Augh! When does time become available? well, here's something stupid to tide you all over.



This was a video project from school. It took up quite a bit of my time so I can start the scripting and what nots for Delta Force again. It might be a lot longer than I thought, but it will still come to pass. Bad to the Power of Awesome is still a go. Sometime.

Who else watched this video and thought that Neuroplay should team with jaimetud? The jokes were good but it lacked polishing when jaimetud is the polar opposite.

Well, here comes some more bad footage in Episode two. It totally brings to mind the great works of Shakespeare and Sean Connery from the one movie about a black kid. That likes to play basketball or something. Really, who knows what the deal is with that guy. Like in Highlander. Why is James Bond in Highlander? It would sure explain a few things more clearly about 007, but still. What the hell M? What the hell.

Click here for more episodes of Mockbuster Mockery!
The series is dedicated to analyzing and eviscerating tasteless low-budged B-grade knock-offs of more popular and expensive Hollywood flicks - Mockbusters. CineMax is an amateur, yet aspiring movie critic, who makes comedic video reviews, writes insightful and analytical articles, and, occasionally just blabbers about stuff he deems important.

holy crap you are still alive. welcome back

I'm still around, I just have zero time on my hands thanks to school. More to come in the future, and I'm going to start posting with more regularity again. I go in stints.

I don't get any of this. Please don't hate me.

This is what happens every time you try to go out and get a sack a the herbs. It's awkward, irritating, and asinine. You are meant to feel somewhat uncomfortable, because that's what it feels like trying to buy grass.