 Transformers: The Movie (2007) In A Nutshell
By LaughingMan
(If you can't see the video below, click here)
Am I the only person alive who didn't think that Transformers was 'The Shit'?
Anyways, before people flood my email boxes with hatemail, let me explain my position:
I LIKED the action sequences. High speed pursuits, explosions, and the jet battle towards the end almost made me orgasm.
BUT WHY COULDN'T THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE BE LIKE THAT?? WHY THE TEEN-DRAMA BULLSHIT?! It was "Dawson's Creek: The Movie - Guest Starring: The Transformers"
If they make a sequel, just have robots blowing the shit out of eachother. Can you NOT fuck that up?
... Oh, and give Megan Fox a hard-core sex scene with that blonde English chick in a carrot patch. Prrrrrr!
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