 Transformers: The Movie (2007) In A Nutshell
By LaughingMan
(If you can't see the video below, click here)
Am I the only person alive who didn't think that Transformers was 'The Shit'?
Anyways, before people flood my email boxes with hatemail, let me explain my position:
I LIKED the action sequences. High speed pursuits, explosions, and the jet battle towards the end almost made me orgasm.
BUT WHY COULDN'T THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE BE LIKE THAT?? WHY THE TEEN-DRAMA BULLSHIT?! It was "Dawson's Creek: The Movie - Guest Starring: The Transformers"
If they make a sequel, just have robots blowing the shit out of eachother. Can you NOT fuck that up?
... Oh, and give Megan Fox a hard-core sex scene with that blonde English chick in a carrot patch. Prrrrrr!
Comments
sinstar
25 Mar 2009, 17:26
That last superbowl commercial for the Rise of the Fallen movie looks like
we might get the first part of your wish.
Millions of other people are praying for the second half ;)
Annony
06 May 2009, 14:56
How couldn't you like Transformers? It had teenage drama, lame jokes, a
hundred side-plots that didnt even have the Transformers in them-
oh.
Estefan
06 May 2009, 15:07
That was hilarious. Definitely spot-on. The sequel looks like it will play
to Michael Bay's strengths and be more of an action flick.
Raymond
29 Jun 2009, 07:54
ROFL review. Did you see the new movie yet? You did and did not get your
wish. There is more action but there was even more stupid crap in the movie
like how the government managed to cover up the city battle from the last
movie. Like how??
No Megan Fox did not have steamy lesbian sex in the carrot garden either.
Too bad.
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