Amnesia: The Dark Descent by Capcom
From the creators of Resident Evil 6 comes the next chapter in a horror game phenomenon! Whether you want it or not…
We’ve made our voices heard regarding our disdain for Capcom’s Resident Evil 6, the latest entry in the once legendary survival horror franchise, and offered overwhelming praise to indie developers for carrying the torch where most mainstream publishers have dropped it. But now the unspeakable has been announced: Frictional Games, the creative studio behind Amnesia: The Dark Descent has been obtained by Capcom, the company behind Resident Evil 6. While some may say that it’s a smart move, we believe that the only real horror is what Capcom will do to the flagship title of true video game horror.
More in the latest episode of the Cheshire Cat Studios Video Podcast!
Amnesia the Dark Descent reboot by CapcomLaughingMan: Oh God…
Inverted-Mind: Oh no…
B-Mask: Oh what the fuck… Are you serious?
B-Mask: Whaaa? I don’t remember them saying anything- What? Seriously?
CineMax: Mmm Hmm.
LaughingMan: Who the fuck gave this the green light? Goddamnit! Capcom obtains Amnesia the Dark Descent.
Inverted-Mind: I can’t believe it.
B-Mask: But that’s such a weird team up (Frictional Games and Capcom). Especially considering that Frictional Games considers themselves an indie video game developer. I guess it’s interesting, I don’t know if I hate it. But-
CineMax: Oh come on…
B-Mask: But come on guys, Capcom has done some pretty good stuff in the past-
B-Mask: Well maybe not recently but Amnesia the Dark Descent by Capcom might not be that bad, right?
FROM THE CREATORS OF RESIDENT EVIL 6
COMES THE NEXT CHAPTER IN A HORROR GAME PHENOMENON
AMNESIA THE DARK DESCENT – MAINSTREAM EDITION
B-Mask’s head on Evil Dead Ash’s body shooting Amnesia The Dark Descent Gatherer monsters in the face.
CineMax’s head on The Punisher’s body shooting Amnesia Gatherer monsters in first-person shooter (FPS) mode. Blood sprays on CineMax as one Gatherer monster’s head explodes.
LaughingMan is driving a Camaro through the Amnesia level running down Amnesia Gatherer monsters. Runs over Pewdiepie. LaughingMan screams like Pewdiepie as his car explodes through a wall and arcs over a helicopter like the motorcycle scene in Resident Evil 6. The helicopter explodes for no reason whatsoever.
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Inverted-Mind’s head on a costume select screen including: Casual sexy, “sexism what’s that?” bikini swimsuit, and sexy highschool uniform.
DLC WEAPON MODIFICATIONS
The Boomstick with bayonet, scope, and Fleshlight modifications
AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT – MAINSTREAM EDITION
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LaughingMan, Inverted-Mind, CineMax and B-Mask stare at length into the camera. They glance at eachother.
Cut away shot to their feet hanging from the rafters. CineMax’s hat falls onto the table. Legs twitch then go slack.